1. kristalker said: Once you get this you must answer five random facts about yourself, and then pass this on to your ten favorite followers.

    Hi UB! :D 

    1. When I was 11 months old, my parents sent me to live with my family in China for about 2 years. Surprisingly I still have memories of that time, one of which is playing mahjong with my grandma and aunts. So whenever I think about my time in China, it always makes me happy, because I was so carefree.

    2. I have a skin disorder where if I get a scratch, my skin will raise up and become inflamed. It goes away, but people used to like writing words on my skin to see how it worked.

    3. I hate foods that the general population loves, such as ketchup and avocados :O

    4. When I bake for other people, I never try it first. It might taste disgusting, but I’ll never know until someone else takes the first bite. Thank you friends for being my guinea pigs!

    5. I don’t like being called nice, because I think being nice is boring and it’s what people use to describe you when they can’t think of anything else.

    this post took forever to write kristalker​! :P

    I tag: katiekerpel, charlotteblue05, mytummyhurtsfromlaughing, fannyk1mb0, pepperimps, linneaoddie, fourdietcokesaday, aochin, and jn318

  2. Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2015

    (Source: -eliesaab, via vincecarters)

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    Me vs. normal people after a vacation. [afro-pig]

    (via mytummyhurtsfromlaughing)


  4. "How strange it is. We have these deep terrible lingering fears about ourselves and the people we love. Yet we walk around, talk to people, eat and drink. We manage to function. The feelings are deep and real. Shouldn’t they paralyze us? How is it we can survive them, at least for a little while? We drive a car, we teach a class. How is it no one sees how deeply afraid we were, last night, this morning? Is it something we all hide from each other, by mutual consent? Or do we share the same secret without knowing it? Wear the same disguise?"
    — Don DeLillo (via misswallflower)

    (via kristalker)

  7. pretaportre:

    Moschino MFW Spring 2015

    Master of the obvious joke, Scott made his second collection all about Barbie. Opening song: Norwegian dance-pop group Aqua’s 1997 song “Barbie Girl.” Duh.

    Life is far too short to devote one iota of energy to analyzing these clothes, the wardrobe straight out of the Dreamhouse. They are for Barbie girls living in an Insta, instant world. A capsule collection was available immediately on moschino.com, and in Opening Ceremony stores on Friday and online on Sunday. 

    There was, however, one serious question looming over the show: Where the heck was Ken? | via WWD

  8. pretaportre:

    Backstage, Moschino MFW Spring 2015 | via Vogue.

  9. Annual company bowling tournament! My team won with the most points and I won for the most gutter balls! #queenofthegutter #onlyme #work #bowling

  11. fishingboatproceeds:


    I love Sesame Street videos too much.

    Unpopular opinion: The best show in the history of television is not I Love Lucy or Mad Men or The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or Seinfeld.

    The best show in the history of television is Sesame Street.

    (via charlotteblue05)

  12. Château de Cheverny x

    (via thingssheloves)

  13. haus-of-ill-repute:

    Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

    (via vincecarters)

  14. carolinelevybencheton:

    Final dresses at Giambattista Valli Haute Couture AW2014/2015 show, pictures shot by me

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  15. "The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."
    — Tupac (via rs-vp)

    (Source: blvcknvy, via rs-vp)